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Pussy picker

Someone who is constantly picking at her crotch
That girl is constantly picking at her crotch. Pussy picker
by The Southern King October 21, 2020
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Old Pickerin' Witch

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.
Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."
by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020
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White picket fence

It represents the beautiful middle-class suburban life
Im a white picket fence bitch, you are on the bench bitch.
by Handle cant be blank my ass December 10, 2021
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Lenis Picker

Your female parent when they meet their new boyfriend while your father is out in the military doing hard work.
"Hey john, did you know your mother is being a lenis picker?"

"WHAT! I have to tell my father about this!"
by dwwadsau89d7w76dshau8duwd87sad December 17, 2021
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Tanners Pickett

A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.
Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"
by breakfastskillet March 16, 2022
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Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.
Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.
by hotelxx May 22, 2022
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Banana Picker

A derogatory name for a Guatemalan, especially one of Native Descent
You damn Banana Picker! All you do is laze around and pick Bananas!
by Intellectual42069 July 7, 2022
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