Muslim Pilot

A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.

Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."

Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"

Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!

Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!

-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.

by Islamophobia July 25, 2009

Pirotic

Having to do with priates and their neverending effots to pillage, plunder, and evade

Jason: "Hey bro lets go to the beach and search for some treasure"

Josh: "Thats a pirotic idea mate!!! this shall be more fun than punting gnomes."

by Roflwagoneer September 16, 2009

thot pivot

When an e-girl begins producing porn as soon as she starts gaining clout by streaming games or otherwise being online in a non-sexual capacity.

A way to capitalize off of internet fame. Though it can be done by both men and women, it's most frequently associated with women.

After making headlines by selling her bathwater, Belle Delphine's thot pivot was one of the most successful in e-girl history, gaining thousands of subscribers on her OnlyFans page within days of opening an account.

"Ever since her thot pivot, her streams are averaging more viewers and engagement in the chat."

"Every third commenter was encouraging her to make a thot pivot when she posted that a "Major Announcement" was coming soon."

by BrunchEatingAsshole December 9, 2020

stone temple pilots

A great rock band in the face of Justin Timberlake look-alikes that ceases to exist because of drug charges.

Many of their songs feature a signature "pause" 3/4th's of the way through the song that seems like an ending. Most of their music is slow but is in no way boring.

by PW August 8, 2003

Apache Pilot

A rated Army aviator, operating the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter. Typically less than 64 inches in height, fond of wearing Randolph aviator glasses and driving either a full size pickup truck with semi-stacks and Metal Mullisha stickers, a pony/muscle car, or an annoying motorcycle with loud exhaust. Spontaneous utterances of the word "attack" are often encountered when in the company of an Apache driver. Apache pilots enjoy pointing out how "gay" the pilots of other airframes are, until confronted with the fact that the armored glass between the pilot and co-pilot/gunner was installed to prevent man on man aerial lovemaking. For additional information see the film: "Firebirds", featuring Nicholas Cage wearing panties on his head.

Q. Who are all those short guys playing volleyball and trying to look like the scene out of Top Gun?

A. Those are Apache pilots.

by Fred Belkin December 5, 2011

twenty juan pilots

A Hispanic band that plays deep songs about the issues of the band members past including burnt, racism by a President, and having to clean up mule shit.

Olivia: "Are you going to the Twenty Juan Pilots concert?"
Andy: "Yeah, I hope they play burning anus"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

Pilot to Bombardier

Same as Pilot to co-pilot but instead of being placed adjacent to each other the 2 toilets are placed facing away from each other while sharing the same back rest.

guy "hey i was thinking about taking our relationship to the next level.."
friend "are you sure about this? going pilot to bombardier is a big commitment"
guy "yea im sure"

by Blincoe March 7, 2009