Peyton Pirtle 

She is an amazingly sweet girl that you can talk to about anything. She is beautiful and you will fall in love at first sight.

Guy1- "Dont you just with you were with her?"

Guy2- "Definately, shes totally a Peyton Pirtle."

Peyton Pirtle by RedDotOnUrMind January 19, 2011

Peyton Manninged 

Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.

Payton Manning got Peyton Manninged at Super Bowl 48.

Peyton Manninged by PleaseWork February 2, 2014

Peyton manning 

To put one's balls and genitals on a females face when she is unsuspecting.

John, Peyton Manninged the new trainer when she was taping his ankle.

Peyton manning by Florida1234 September 15, 2016

Peyton Marfell 

A child molesting bald man in his 60s that pretended to be a high school student from 2014-2018.

Oh man I can’t believe it’s Peyton Marfell! He said he was going to sleep to get up for his baseball game in six weeks.

Peyton Marfell by Peyton Marfell June 16, 2019

peyton manning 

Fugly Colts quarterback whom men do not feel threatened by, therefore he is well liked. Peyton has a button dick and it becomes evident through his play.

"After an ice cold shower he was hung like Peyton Manning"

peyton manning by im eli manning February 10, 2008

peyton manning 

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.

Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning

peyton manning by G-Rad January 16, 2008

Peyton Manning 

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.

Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.

Peyton Manning by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010