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Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead
Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.
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peyton

a boy desperately love with a girl named after lysol.
womp womp peyton
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Peyton List

A very awesome and funny girl
Peyton List is very awesome and kind
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Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!
"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023
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Peyton Yates

A ginger who hates his mother and has a crippling nicotine addiction he loves food and hit puberty in the 10th grade he has a android phone with a messed up screen but that doesn’t stop him from Snap chatting his friend tristen Cox’s lover Lexi Starr he is usually made fun of by others and his best friend samuel hines let’s him stay at his house as long as he wants and play his Xbox at any time he works at jacks and hates his co workers he makes fun of dead people and will be a virgin forever
Guy 1: who is that

Tristen Cox: that’s Peyton Yates bitch
by Kingcrip July 15, 2019
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Dirty Peyton

When you do a girl but she backs out half way threw do you have to finish on your dog, but the dog walks out on you so you have to call your bro over do you can finish but it’s been to long and you can’t find your close because your girl threw them out so you ask him if you guys want to watch Phineas and ferb but your bro awkward he strips so it reliefs tension but it’s just adds more tension but he can’t find his clothes because the naked troll took his clothes so we decided to just watch the show but there’s a draft so you guys have to cuddle in silence, and in the morning you wake up to someone knocking at your door and it’s your mother and your bro still at your house and your both naked so bro hides with the naked troll in the magical closet, and your mom comes in to see you naked so she leaves but when you go to open the magical closet your friend has lived 100 lifetimes and he hasn’t aged then he jumps out your window and kills himself and the naked troll comes out and says “ he killed him self with that, huh litaway”
Dude I did a dirty Peyton at my house and it was chill asf
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Poopy Peyton

The name of a being that separated himself from his original host to terrorize anything he sees. He doesnt go outside often and usually communicates by hacking or texting your household devices. He also works with the bowgarts from my singing monsters and help capture mike ehrmantrauts mind
Man Poopy Peyton is such a menace
Poopy Peyton started screaming racial slurs at the children in child care.
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