het pet

A gay man or lesbian woman who often hangs out with straight people.

Het is a shortened form of heterosexual. Pet

"Why are all of that dykes friend's straight?"
"She's a het pet ."

by MTAMTA August 4, 2009

teacher's pet

some loser that sucks up to the teacher just for a grade. And they are so fucking annoying even the teacher hates them.

Teacher's pet: "Excuse Me, Miss habaloobaloo, Gabriel is looking at my test papers!"
Teacher: "Oh give it a rest you fucking dickhead, do you honestly think I care, just shut up, your getting an F and Gabriel is getting an A! Infact I give you all permission to bully him."

by Gabriel Batholomew The Supreme August 13, 2021

pet cow

a guy you just met that you think is hot can be your pet cow. you choose

meeting a hot guy going up to him saying hi.. whats your name and then pat him on the head and say you are now my pet cow :) (only if you think he is hot)

by pet cow lover ♥ October 6, 2012

Aggressive Petting

The act of pleasuring one's self or another, by the use of hands. Similar to jacking off or fingering....only petting.

Benjamin took Jodie out to eat, bought her a couple glasses of wine, and then went home with her for some aggressive petting...one lucky ass dude.

by Stevie Y September 5, 2005

Chia pet

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.

Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there

by Jdeluc2224 December 7, 2013

Pet Co

a Asian buffet

Asian man 1: Hey dude I'm hungry
Asian man 2: You want to go to Pet Co?
Asian man 1: HELL YEAH!

by CrunchyRBLX November 29, 2019

Petting the fence

During Wii Sports tennis you stand at the fenceline and swing rapidly.

Kylie, quit petting the fence and hit a ball.

by omg zombie tits December 25, 2008