Penis Cranium

A dick head. Used as an insult.

You are a penis cranium.

by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009

penis cutter conversation

Used to describe a conversation in which the topics discussed is so secretive -or if any said information is retold- may result in disaster for those discussing.
Derived from the phrase:
"Or I'll cut off your penis, light it on fire, and smoke it."

Remember, this was a penis cutter conversation, if you tell anyone anything, I'll deprive you of your manhood.

by thisisnotapseudonym January 4, 2009

Penis Logic

(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.

At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Penis Milker

Someone who milks the penis like a cow tit when giving a handjob. It can also be an insult.

"She was a good penis milker"

"Youre such a penis milker!"

by Shenis Honey January 9, 2013

penis donut

(n) - Something you use to sit on, especially when you're Quagmire in an episode of Family Guy.

Example: "Peter, can I use my penis donut to sit now?"

by walmartstalker March 30, 2017

Penisbocker

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.

Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.

by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

pedist

A pedo crossed with a rapist.

Daniel: I like kids
Connor: Dan stop being a pedo, your worse than Jimmy Savel
Dylan: Dan your an absolute rapist, I wonder how may kids you have chanined up in your basement
Daniel : I can't help being pedist

by ClareJusticeAndCarolNolan October 6, 2017