paint the town red

To go to various different parties in different parts of town, or basically party all night long.

The expression "paint the town red" has NOTHING to do with a girl on her period leaving spots of blood all over the town. (Where do people get this shit?)

Guy 1: "I'm bored as hell. I heard Jake invited a bunch of hot chicks to his party tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Let's go paint the town red, man."

by PaintTheTownRed? July 13, 2010

Stirring the paint

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.

That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!

by eXOBeX March 5, 2011

Cock painting

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick

Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark

by Cockpainting October 4, 2017

Paintbrush Slap

when a man still has some cum on the end of his dick and slaps a girl in the face with it, leaving a paint-like smear on her face

Guy 1: "Hey man I gave that ho a paintbrush slap last night."
Guy 2: "Oh dude! That's whack!"

by Crushtheworld November 24, 2006

Paint the Pole

When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.

Dude, that chick painted my pole.

by Blake February 26, 2004

paint the forest

To take a person by force, into the woods and stab them repeatedly. The blood would spray all over and turn the trees red.

Lyrics from EMINEM's song "Kill You":
Bitch I'm gonna kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest

by Madison Ryder July 23, 2008

paintball

The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.

"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya

by Kyle February 27, 2005