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Payton

You’ll never meet anyone like Payton’s. Always there for you, no matter if you pissed them off or not. Very athletic, and beautiful! Everyone guys wants her, and every girl wants to be her.
Boy: Jesus!Did you see that ball that the girl hit?
Boy 2: Yeah. That’s Payton.
by PaytonM160 February 25, 2018
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Payton

She can be a bitch and she backstabs alot of her closet friends just for a boy
Girl ;"Omg my friend backstabbed me"
Boy; "oh she must be talking about payton "
by Bigdickdaddylonglegs123 May 16, 2019
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Payton

Payton is a soulmate. He's a great boyfriend and an amazing person. He'll be there when you cry and tell you it's okay. He's smart, kind, and not only a boyfriend, but a best friend. He's a passionate, loving, and warm person. Payton will change your view of the world. He will clear up your eyes and show you the beauty in each thing. Not to mention, Payton is a great kisser, which never hurts. But most importantly, Payton is somebody who deserves everything you can give. Payton is somebody who you love from the moment you meet him. Payton is the love of my life, and I hope he sees this.
Girl 1: Did you see my Girl 3? She's so happy with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Isn't his name Payton? They're probably gonna get married.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hope I find my own Payton someday.
by litlebabie November 20, 2019
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Payton

Payton is always unwell, fully the definition of Payton is unwell as well as the definition of unwell is Payton.
by GuineapigBeanz June 10, 2020
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Pardon Me

a cool guy will be ns god
Pardon me is very cool and hot
by pardonme_ December 6, 2020
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Pardon My French

When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.
Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.
by Devastat1oN_ February 11, 2009
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Dirty Payton

A girl who always picks her nose and eats the bogeys during sex, and it is the only thing that gets her off
I was fucking that girls for hours and she just wouldn’t cum! She must be a dirty Payton
by Macandcheese23 March 27, 2020
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