pole patrol

People that are always on your pipe; haters.

The pole patrol never takes a day off from hatin'.

by JayJaySmoothe December 20, 2005

snow patrol

a band formed in Scotland although all of its members are from N Ireland. Mainly listened to D4s from southern Dublin who don't know anything about music and who fail to see how almost all snow patrol songs are the exact same and don't go anywhere.

D41 Roysh loike Omg did u hear bout snow patrol's latest song?

D42 Omg I know, chasing cars. I love it, it reminds me of the merc my dad just bought yesterday and its so simple and goes no where so my small amount of intelligence can comprehend it.

by kl;' August 31, 2007

troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.

is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!

by NonFish October 17, 2008

Bug Patrol

it means freakin out or goin nuts aka buggin out

yo that dudes on bug patrol

by jj heartless June 18, 2011

Web Patrol

Most Profitable Single Team on OSRS

Oh shits its web patrol cut the web

by WebPatrolRS February 10, 2020

thot patrol

When Gus and Matt and Nate roam the hallways of JHHS and the town clearing us from THOTS

ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.... Hello Boys? I need thot patrol asap on the rotunda.
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!

by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 9, 2018

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010