Parker

Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names

Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver

by koala killer from heavan November 20, 2013

Trey Parker

one of the best songwriters ever, hands down!

even rocky had a montage-trey parker, Team america Soundtrack

by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006

parcero

Dude, pal
Note: It really means "bed partner" but is used in dirty slang to define your colegues

Hey parcero tenes periquito?

by Jorge Guelin September 30, 2003

parker

n.

An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.

v. tr.

To engage in such an act.

"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."

by Walt Berryman May 9, 2006

Justin Parker

Frequently confused with the deceased cannibal/rapist Jeffrey Dahmer due to their similar physical appearence and tendencies. Justin Parker usually hides in his mom's closet pretending to be stuck in a dark cave so he can eat anyone who happens to venture into his fantasy world.

"Dude, wanna go hang at Justin Parker's tonight?"
"No, bro, I'm not trying to get eaten tonight. I'd rather go to that lame kid Andrew Rutsky's house instead and play in the grass."

by knightrider12345 November 13, 2009

Parkersburg

A city in WV that is located on the Ohio river. There is nothing to do except drink or cruise backroads. There are two major public schools there that have good sports programs. The cops are real assholes and will fuck with you. Overall, there is nothing in this city and should not be visited.

Man we just won another state championship so lets go get drunk and cruise jesterville road. I hope we dont see any Parkersburg police cause they are dick lickers.

by merkstud January 17, 2007

the parker

The act of commiting sodomy to a homosexual (male) partner in a public park or parking lot

when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"

by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007