A group of pandas

an embarrassment.....

Ok what fucked up person decided to do this?

A group of pandas is called an embarrassment

by YourAvgGuy September 20, 2023

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012

white panda

A white girl who loves Asian boys

Lillie is such a white panda always fucking Asians,
Lillie always wants an egg roll

by Eggrollprincess May 31, 2018

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022

Kissy Panda

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.

girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.

by dudeskii6942069 January 1, 2012

panda regret

The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.

Guy: let's get panda!

Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?

Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.

by Panda popper December 6, 2013

Panda Data

A collection of Porn, generally stored on a PC or optical medium such as CD/DVD.

Businessman: "Hey, I've got a lonely business trip coming up...have you got anything that might keep me entertained?"
Office Youth: "Hell yeah! I've got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!"

by Dan_monkey August 14, 2006