painting underwear

to get drunk

let's go paintundewear tonight!

by Eloisy April 19, 2003

Pawning

A term for when he nuts in your mouth and you pretend to swallow, but then when you go in for a kiss you open your mouth and he just drinks his own nut. Then break up with him, because he’s gay.

1. Yo, I just totally pawned your boyfriend. There’s not much you can do about it anymore.

2. Yeah man, she pawned me.

3. She gave me a good pawning.

by Thepawning June 9, 2019

Painting the roses red

Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)

'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'

by Faye S January 10, 2010

Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.

"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008

painting a picture

When You Make A Bowel Movement.

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009

painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

Painting the shower wall

When a boy jerks it in the shower.

Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.

by HK!! February 28, 2011