Bank Robber Position

Parking your vehicle so as to make a hasty escape; Parking right in front of a store's entrance to enable one an "In and out" experience and not waste alot of time walking to and from the store to your vehicle.

Dude's in the bank robber position. Yeah, he must be in a hurry.

by Ed Monkey December 6, 2007

420 position

The act of smoking a shit ton of weed and then driving home with a drunk girl and get her high then have sex with her while you both are super high and you often 69 and 96 with her

Matt:how was your night last

John:crazy I have that bitch the old 420 position

by Lenny face( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 14, 2021

name your poison

Often used when asked what alcoholic drink can be mixed or prepares for the someone.

however is not always used in that context, the line can be used to ask another person what you they would like to get done in any context

bartender: Name your poison baby
girl: oh vodka with a twist please.

by noway1 April 10, 2010

Florida Position

To have sex on the balcony, doggie style, while the woman leans over the railing, watching the Florida sky in plain view of anyone looking up at them. If you scream too loud, you're likely to draw some unwanted attention.

There is no better way to celebrate passing the Florida Bar than to be taken hard in the Florida Position.

by floridaposition July 13, 2010

genocide position

When a woman puts her booty in the air and you jackhammer your manhood into her.

Dude, my girlfriend and I tried genocide position last night and I jizzed all over that booty.

by Mattyice & Colbeaner March 5, 2018

Call in a beer strike on our position

Introducing beer to a get together--like a baby shower, graduation party or sunday brunch--where nobody else is drinking and alcohol would be considered completely inappropriate. A beer strike will usually bring intense scorn from those around you' including your girlfriend, parents, inlaws, etc., but is the only thing that will get you through the rest of the event alive.

Gentlemen, the conversation at this baby shower has grown intolerable. I believe it’s time to "call in a beer strike on our position"

by kabukulator August 2, 2010

sexual position

Well yeah, it seems gratuitous, but still - how the hell has nobody defined this yet?

1. A position in which people have sex, or masturbate (y'know, it IS still a sexual practise).
2. The life and soul of Urban Dictionary.

For an example of a sexual position, click 'random definition' a few times; you'll get the idea.

by wiffwaff January 28, 2013