Popcident

Noun. Any accident or caustic spill on the skin that happens when poppers (Butyl Nitrate) are used to facilitate anal sex.

I had a bad popcident last night and it caused a telltale skin rash to erupt around my nostrile.

by bjayh November 19, 2009

popcorn moment

One of those precious moments in life that can only be fully enjoyed with a bag of popcorn. Most of the times these occur when two people are arguing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

1. Guy #1: Fuck you man, I broke up with her just last week and you're already in love with her?!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, if its love, its love. You and your fuckin chode need to man up and get over it!
Guy #1: SHIT! She told you I've got a chode?!?!
Guy #2: Nope, your mom did!
Guy #1's mom: Sorry hun..
Guy #1: SHIT!
Bystander: (thinking to self) Damn, what a popcorn moment...

2. On facebook, someone's relationship status changes to single. If the separated lovers start arguing on that status, whatever the fuck they say = a popcorn moment.

"Random Hot Girl is now single."
Random Hot Girl's ex: What the fuck is this shittttt?
Random Hot Girl: I'm done with you, fuck off of my wall!
Random Hot Girl's ex: Whoa babeee, I <3 you!
Random Hot Girl: Sucks ass, cuz I don't love you back bitch!
Random Hot Girl's ex: I knew this was gonna happen, thats why I got alllll of our sexy times on tape! Suck it!!!
Random guy: *POPCORN MOMENT*! OH SHIT, LEMME GET THEM VIDS!

by qillaaa December 7, 2010

Popcorn Monster

You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.

I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.

by amdkenworth January 5, 2011

popcorn piff

Any strain of marijuana / cannabis that fluffs out to a considerable amount than first thought after grinding.

we picked up an eighth of that cheese and it fluffed out like popcorn piff

by armz54 August 7, 2011

Popcorn

A delicious food and deadly weapon

oh no popcorn my fatal weakness

by Shadow00Mage June 13, 2018

rape popcorn

"free" popcorn that is laced with roofie/sedatives/drugs and left somewhere public

"did you hear? Whitney ate some rape popcorn and got raped by some german dude"

by JP189512 April 22, 2014

saucing the popcorn

Pouring hot sauce on a woman's nether region, then eating tater tots off of the hot sauce-gina

Dude, I was totally saucing the popcorn at PF Changs last weekend with this chick

by benstiller69 November 6, 2013