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Plastic Jock

Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

"Plastic" as in fake.

"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.
by Haggis0 July 6, 2009
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Plastic bag

A term for a condom- refers to putting it over your head
Pickle- Hey my life sucks I have to live in a jar!

Dick- Oh yeah? They put a plastic bag on my head, put me in a cave, then hit my head against the wall until I throw up!
by Ilikedirt October 16, 2009
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plastic pusher

Tina got him to buy her that bracelet, she is such a plastic pusher.
by Peach March 15, 2004
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Plastic Shoes

Word for corfram shoes sometimes worn by military personnel. So named because of their resemblance to plastic, and the friendly jabbing by people who put in the effort to shine their shoes.

Also known as 'Cheater Shoes'.
"Hey, are those plastic?"
"Nah, I spent four hours shining them."

"I'll never wear plastic shoes."
by ShineRag April 18, 2010
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plastic

a term used to describe someone who is completly fake. this term is mostly used in books and shows, calling the popular girls ‘plastic’
damn, britney and her crew are so plastic!
i know, girl! #fakes, am i right?
by confessin September 28, 2015
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Plastic Churchill

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson PM of the United Kingdom
Plastic Churchill clapped for the NHS while refusing to give nurses a pay rise.
by Inspired Capybara June 16, 2021
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The Plastic Addict

A hilarious set of videos on YouTube showcasing only the worst and most inappropriate Transformers toys, hosted by TJ Omega.
This has been The Plastic Addict. I stay addicted so you can stay away.
by Kaymactimus August 11, 2010
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