This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
by Rush Mayhem IV December 10, 2009
Figure of speech referring to a cheater of some sort. Said cheater needs not be of Persian ancestry of a poker player.
by White Bread January 08, 2006
"Man, I just got back from my second tour and I still can't shake this persian rug burn I got on leave."
by Dsaster April 26, 2010
by KSKsquad November 22, 2004
A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
by Millennial X May 06, 2019
When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
the Persian espider is known as "Behnam" who scared a girl Avin in a sleepover because her friend Sophia showed her a picture of a spider and she was like " wow look espider" then Avin jumped out of the bed and started canceling Sophia then started crying. 💀✋
by seb and elena January 19, 2021