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the auschwitz oven

The act of shoving a dead animal carcass in your asshole and giving your significant other a Dutch oven that smells of death and shit.
Stop stalking me Matt or remember “the auschwitz oven” I gave you at camp when we were little girls....? I will recreate that.
by Sicario7 February 8, 2021
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The cuck oven

A husband , his wife, and another man are all under one blanket. The wife and other man are having sex while the husband is getting cuckolded.
We only had one blanket so we all crawled underneath it. After a while it became apparent to me that was being cuckolded and the I was in the cuck oven
by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016
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back oven

Based on the idea that a pregnant woman has a bun in the oven at the front, a back oven refers to the back passage, usually of a gay man. It can refer to an empty or full back passage.
“Hey Martin, I have just put a batch of Vegan brownies in the Aga. While they cook, would you like to repeatedly and passionately enter my back oven against the kitchen work top?”

“Why yes, Bradley, I would!”
by Back oven man May 10, 2020
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Slug Oven

A slimey grungy warm vagina with slug-like skin curtains.
I was all excited until i got a wiff of her slug oven.
by Big Nasty J October 16, 2010
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Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.
Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021
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sleep oven

When you want to have a sleep over and you type “oven” instead and all the Jews come over
Hey Zacharias wanna have a sleep oven?
by PotatoNazi24 May 10, 2018
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oven hob

someone who simps for a moist bag of rice and wire noodles
"did you know oven hob is in love with a bag of rice!!!"
by todorokismid April 18, 2022
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