Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.
"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."
by TestUser999 December 18, 2021
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Cob Cannon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which is an upgrade plant which requires 2 Kernel-pults to set down, but fires a huge explosive corncob at anywhere you target on the screen.
"I always love Cob Cannons because Survival Endless is super easy with this powerful plant!"
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
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Cobbing

In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.
Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.
by Mellow Mikey February 01, 2011
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Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ
Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.
by Dominique Jones III January 29, 2024
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Cobbing

To nibble up and down the length of a shaft with one's front teeth. Like one would a cob of corn.
"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."

"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."
by DreamyCreamy August 25, 2020
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Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
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