Muffin-Top is a word used to describe the strange and bizarre waist scrunching effect that results when females wear tight fitting, low-rise/hip-hugger pants along with small-sized, navel exposing, mid-riff tops.
Though, the effect is more extreme with heavier females, all females, with the exception of anorexic models, can fall victim to the muffin-top disaster. The reason for this, is that the design of low-rise/hip-hugger pants, originally popular during the late 60’s and early-to-mid 70’s, defies the natural shape and contours of the average females’ body; forcing the skin and fat around her waist, back and upper buttocks to spill out over her pants and through her tiny crop-top, causing a muffin-top effect.
Originally, the idea behind low-rise pants and mid-riff tops, which made their first reappearance during the mid-to-late 90’s, was to produce clothing that would make a woman’s torso appear longer, and possibly thinner, than it actually was. Normally, men’s pants are designed with lower waists, because of their naturally longer torsos, narrower hips and smaller pelvises. In order to recreate this “longer, thinner torso” appearance for women, clothing manufacturers adopted shorter-waist, men’s trousers, modified the design for the female market, resulting in the catastrophe that the word, “muffin-top” currently describes. The muffin-top’s legacy, if anything, describes the disaster that can result when the fashion industry goes terribly wrong. The existence of muffin-tops is currently quite common, which is a testament to the fact that women will buy and wear anything, regardless of how vulgar and ridiculous it looks, as long as it is popular.
Though, the effect is more extreme with heavier females, all females, with the exception of anorexic models, can fall victim to the muffin-top disaster. The reason for this, is that the design of low-rise/hip-hugger pants, originally popular during the late 60’s and early-to-mid 70’s, defies the natural shape and contours of the average females’ body; forcing the skin and fat around her waist, back and upper buttocks to spill out over her pants and through her tiny crop-top, causing a muffin-top effect.
Originally, the idea behind low-rise pants and mid-riff tops, which made their first reappearance during the mid-to-late 90’s, was to produce clothing that would make a woman’s torso appear longer, and possibly thinner, than it actually was. Normally, men’s pants are designed with lower waists, because of their naturally longer torsos, narrower hips and smaller pelvises. In order to recreate this “longer, thinner torso” appearance for women, clothing manufacturers adopted shorter-waist, men’s trousers, modified the design for the female market, resulting in the catastrophe that the word, “muffin-top” currently describes. The muffin-top’s legacy, if anything, describes the disaster that can result when the fashion industry goes terribly wrong. The existence of muffin-tops is currently quite common, which is a testament to the fact that women will buy and wear anything, regardless of how vulgar and ridiculous it looks, as long as it is popular.
Wow, look at that muffin top!
by Mr. Cheesy July 15, 2006
A British slang term for an extremely loose and promiscuous man/woman. A more pronounced definition of a ‘slag’.
A person known for engaging in numerous sexual relationships simultaneously, and not acting faithfully to their partners.
A person known for engaging in numerous sexual relationships simultaneously, and not acting faithfully to their partners.
Yo Gus, your bich porked 5 different hets outside of Shaqiri’s last night, she’s a top slag”
“Damn! I can’t love no thotties”
“Yeah Gus, whole lotta dip gang”
“Damn! I can’t love no thotties”
“Yeah Gus, whole lotta dip gang”
by DonBrowne April 09, 2019
Verb: The ultimate prank and/or claiming of territory where upon one money shots" on to or in to another gentlemen's beer.
Noun: A beer that has jizz in or on it.
Noun: A beer that has jizz in or on it.
Verb: Caleb just pearly topped his beer so everybody would know it was not theirs (territorial usage).
Verb: "Hey everybody, let's go pearly top the Ginger's beer (prank usage)."
Noun: The Ginger's drinking a Pearly Top.
Verb: "Hey everybody, let's go pearly top the Ginger's beer (prank usage)."
Noun: The Ginger's drinking a Pearly Top.
by Das House December 11, 2009
When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system
Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him
Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him
Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper
by FUMA Topping September 27, 2018
Best. Food. EVER! Only 3 minutes to cook it and then you have hot, noodley, great tasting goodness! It is prepared like this:
Boil for 3 minutes,
Eat.
Prices range from 10¢ a package to 50¢ a package.
Boil for 3 minutes,
Eat.
Prices range from 10¢ a package to 50¢ a package.
by OMGWTFBBQ???!!!!?!??!!?!??!!1!1!!!?!1!1!11oneone September 11, 2004
Music that conforming high school preppy girls like. Current 2009 top 40 is usually made up of silly school dance type songs, wannabe emo like Fall Out Boy and Panic and the Disco, bland Nickelback and Buckcherry type rock, some ringtone rap like Soulja Boy and R&B that obsesses on the word "shawty".
Most musically intelligent people and people outside of secondary school listen to other genres of music or the Top 40 of their choice, like country or R&B, or plain ol Rock.
Most musically intelligent people and people outside of secondary school listen to other genres of music or the Top 40 of their choice, like country or R&B, or plain ol Rock.
by Kyle 230 July 27, 2009
by YA RLY! December 06, 2005