Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"

Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"

by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021

killing the clock

Working overtime

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!

by Hizzyboo January 18, 2018

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

get clocked

Outed as trans

Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.

by LexaByte March 21, 2017

YEP CLOCK

A term popularized by the Twitch chess community, commonly used when the timer of a player is about to run out.

xQc: *timer running out*
Twitch Chat: YEP CLOCK

by DudeIsANerd April 11, 2021

clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010