When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.
If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.
If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.
I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.
by AugDog May 12, 2009
Get the pew lockedmug. by gitsMuhTurtz October 24, 2015
Get the spice lockmug. Why is every single car driving 60 mph on the highway -- even in the fast lane?
Dude -- there's a cop up front. It's cop lock.
Dude -- there's a cop up front. It's cop lock.
by skidd1 November 7, 2010
Get the cop lockmug. Also known as a dead bolt chain. Nigger locks are only found in seedy neighborhoods and run-down motels, where more expensive locks cannot be afforded.
Nigger lock can also be used as a verb, as in to "nigger lock a door."
Nigger lock can also be used as a verb, as in to "nigger lock a door."
Haha, this place is so cheap all they could afford was a bunch of nigger locks.
We've gotta nigger lock that door before the manager calls the cops on us.
We've gotta nigger lock that door before the manager calls the cops on us.
by John Harvey April 28, 2008
Get the nigger lockmug. Proper Noun: The impostor pretending to be John Locke in ABC's LOST's 5th and 6th season.
Noun: An impostor of any kind.
Noun: An impostor of any kind.
"Dude, did you see how Faux-Locke just owned Richard Alpert!?"
or
"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
or
"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
by Cyclonesteve February 3, 2010
Get the Faux-Lockemug. The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.
Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.
by MexiGin May 14, 2012
Get the locked in the closetmug. "Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days
by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 1, 2018
Get the Lock-in-the-sockmug.