wild-off

When two wild people defend their glory as the wildest person around, they have to hold a wild off. A competion of mind boggleing slue of retarted stunts to prove who is more wild. This term originated in Chico, CA when two drunken students (Ross the butt floss and Petie the Sweetie) got into an argument who is more wild which ended up in a male` of mag light face beatings and mini bike races down stairs.

Dude I'm way more wild than you.
No way, i'm way more wild than you.
Well lets have a wild-off....

by petie aka the king of day boosing March 30, 2005

miking off

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.

Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.

by goochypoo May 01, 2011

fak off

Slang meaning: take off, shove off, get out of here, leave.

As soon as Emily arrives, you can fak off . We'll see you again Monday.

by Fitz95 January 20, 2016

frigg off

Fuck off.

Frigg off barb, mind your business.

by Valanar May 09, 2016

Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.

Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?

by Can of dicks June 12, 2016

Shoot Off

To ejaculate.

The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.

by lcljr January 23, 2017

biit off

pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.

Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

by McBe April 10, 2007