Opression

When a white person is mildly inconvenienced by having to think about others.

Masks are Opression

by ultrainstinctwhiteman September 13, 2021

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Obsepscion

A word coined by two exceptionally bright kids, E and J, that combines the words obsession and exception.

Usually means "the best people in the world," but only applies to those with the initials E and J.

"She's cool, but we're obsepscion." E and J said.

by Jess Estefania March 15, 2022

Opression

when people dont allow you to ship straight ships

When someone does not allow you to ship Yae X Ayato it is defined as opression and heterophobia

*straight person ships yaeyato"
Straight person: these are so cute together omg uwu
Gay: ewww stop shipping them you straighty

Straight person: THAT IS OPRESSION YOU HETEROPHOBIC SHIT NOT EVERYONE IS GAY GAY PEOPLE ARE SO TOXIC AND ANNOYING JUST BC SOMEONE IS LESBIAN CODED DOESNT MEAN THEYRE A LESBIAN IM GONNA TELL MY MOMMY

by karlisthesexyandthebest May 12, 2022

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

Obsessment

To obsess over a specific assessment.

I spiraled into a total obsessment while searching for the answer.

by TheRealMsAmerica August 20, 2022

obsessive political protectionism

When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.

A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.

by B Zangaro January 31, 2023