oral argument

The intended title for a pornographic film project now in the works; intended to advance Texas jurisprudence.

Hey, have you seen "Oral Argument" yet? It's awesome.

by Marilyn February 4, 2005

Oral Sex

Oral sex has to do with disgusting sucking, touching and licking of partner's penis and vagina. This is very sickening to watch and can give disease such a AIDs or HIV. Licking or extracting "Cum" into one's mouth may cause bacterial infection and sometimes sex related death. I'm not lying here people. Go online, ask your parents, ask around, IT CAN GIVE YOU AIDs! Not to be on the neg. side for gays, but have you ever thought about why people think of disease and (AIDs) when they think of homosexuality? The way you do things is pleasurable but can bring harm as well. Just think abou it. BE careful.

Ryan:"Yesterday, I had hot oral sex with Jason. We sucked eacother's penises real good".
Tim: "That's some nasty ass shit. You can get diease asshole!"
Ryan: *silence* "I can"?
Tiff: I just pussy fucked Cheyenne".
Kimmi: "Uh, you might get a diease- you know"?
Tiff: *panicked* "OMG! I didn't knoew!" runs off crying.

by gottacare1 December 23, 2008

oral orgasm

When a slut is getting fucked in her throat too hard she pukes, thus a voilent release from the mouth much like an orgasm.

Jim: How was that bitch last night?

Tyron: Yo I fucked that bitch so hard in her mouth she puked all over my fucking dick!

Jim: You gave that ho an oral orgasm, my G!

by black nigger whore August 2, 2010

Oral Poo Syndrom

this occurs when the man who has not done the number"2" in over 389 hours gives in to poopy pains and shits in to a females pussy. there is so much poo that it must find a new place to go "further into the body" causing the gag reflex in the women then propelling the poop through her mouth into a midgets butthole.

WARNING: the women may be throwing up poo in to the midgets butthole for weeks causing possible dehydration or poo-floodification.

Maria Lopez: flood my pussy with your number "2"
Juan Garcia Coconuts: i havn't pooped in over 467 hours you should be here for a while.
Midget Miguel: My butthole can't take this much poooo! Fuck!
Fucken carroty poo with peanuts too! Fuckin Oral Poo Syndrom!!!

by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008

Oral Buttsex

The act of "making out" or "eating out" someone elses butthole.

Andre just gave Oprah Oral Buttsex.
Andre LOVES Oral Buttsex.

by Ryan And Dre November 9, 2008

Oral Surgeon

Guy knocks teeth out of prostitute when he cums then pisses in her mouth to reduce chance of infection.

Man, that bitch wife complained about needing some dental work so I Oral Surgeoned her.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

oral sex

The most boring form of sex.
Highly overrated.
A poor substitute for fucking.

1.It's a mystery why anyone likes to perform oral sex. It's boring and there are no sex nerves in your mouth.

2.Jack eschewed oral sex in favor of the Real Deal- some hardcore banging.

3.James still felt unsatisfied after getting oral sex from his best bud Jim. "What a waste of time!" he said. I should have masturbated with a wet rag instead. Unsatisfied, he slipped away into the night to find a female hooker.

by Sense December 15, 2004