Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

frigg off

Fuck off.

Frigg off barb, mind your business.

by Valanar May 12, 2016

biit off

pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.

Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

by McBe April 15, 2007

fak off

Slang meaning: take off, shove off, get out of here, leave.

As soon as Emily arrives, you can fak off . We'll see you again Monday.

by Fitz95 May 1, 2016

wild-off

When two wild people defend their glory as the wildest person around, they have to hold a wild off. A competion of mind boggleing slue of retarted stunts to prove who is more wild. This term originated in Chico, CA when two drunken students (Ross the butt floss and Petie the Sweetie) got into an argument who is more wild which ended up in a male` of mag light face beatings and mini bike races down stairs.

Dude I'm way more wild than you.
No way, i'm way more wild than you.
Well lets have a wild-off....

by petie aka the king of day boosing March 30, 2005

Shoot Off

To ejaculate.

The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.

by lcljr January 22, 2017

jilling off

The female equivalent of jacking off

Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.

by tender_roni September 18, 2016