obesatron

An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close

That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again

by derek and rick January 25, 2008

obestiality

The act of having sex with or wanting to have sex with fat people or a fat person.

Jeff:
Has Mike ever been with a skinny chick?

Dave:
Nah, he practices obestiality.

by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011

vaginal obesity

Used to describe the "pouch" a middle-aged woman grows between her belly-button and vagina. Usually results from childbirth.

Schuyler: What's that bubble under that lady's fanny-pack?
Nate: Vaginal obesity.

by Dwayne Carter February 8, 2007

obeyed

To plagiarize or bite someones already established style/idea in regards to art, fashion, music etc. This is done most notably by Shepard Fairey with his OBEY "art". See also bite

Mike did you see that painting on the 405? It looks just like one of your pieces, you're style totally got Obeyed!!

by vinny q January 23, 2008

Maximus Karl Obesius

The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.

Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.

by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004

Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.

Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.

by Easy P March 18, 2004

obeserexic

A person, usually female, who is fat but doesn't know it, or refuses to believe it. An obeserexic person will most likely where tight clothes, not knowing that all their blubber hangs out.

Did you see that chick Jasmine? She's huge, and she was wearing a shirt that was at least five sizes too small! She's so obeserexic.

by kkkkate rocks it October 5, 2005