by asevsis April 18, 2022
A complete Mayberry that financially thrives on its tourist attractions. Everyone knows eachother and if you're not from Windham and you don't ski or know every single person who is from there, then you're a sketchy asshole that even the cashier at the way overpriced gas station keeps their eyes on. People become too friendly with you and collect info on your entire life to use it against you when they are bored, since there's nothing else to do in Windham but ski and go to car shows. Almost everyone you meet there is an alcoholic. Nobody wants to work in Windham. Small short staffed business owners have no trouble bribing their way out of being shut down, since they're probably drinking with the inspector by 9 AM. If you try to file a lawsuit in Windham for any sort of illegal behavior, Barney Fife and Andy Griffith will come after you with pitchforks and fire. The only radio station that comes through plays the same exact playlist every single day because it's too expensive to play anything later than 2012. They basically outcast everyone who isn't from there and their tap water is probably the reason so many people in Windham think it's ok to behave this way, but it's cheaper than a $14.99 six pack of water bottles so who cares.
Man 1: "You should check out Windham, NY this winter."
Man 2: "I thought Windham, NY was just a place in a Stephen King book!"
Man 2: "I thought Windham, NY was just a place in a Stephen King book!"
by Astronomy Domine August 07, 2021
A decent sized town located in Chenango county that has no ocean yet a light house. If you attend school here you might see someone half naked or spot a girl peeing in a urinal. Half of the population is obese due to serving sizes at there kinda drive through ice cream place called Gilligans. As you roll down your window to get your ice cream that’s bigger than your aunt sue, you get a nice draft of the dog factory. The dog food stands and the people that live in town definitely seem appetizing to dog🤤😩
“They must have cooked the dog food today, cause the furry in my school gone crazy.”
“Obesity levels are high in Sherburne NY”
“Obesity levels are high in Sherburne NY”
by onlyfanskitten96 December 24, 2021
A large lake that once beautiful but turned to shit when towns were built around it. People often shit their pants at the site of it. That’s how much garbage is in there.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 29, 2021
Montazuma is all about the 3 'w's Wine, water, and wife beaters! Check out the wild life refuge, where you can find....... *clears throat* I said, where you can find.... NOTHING! If you got treads and a minimum of 7 brain cells, you should check out the various mud trails along the trash covered Seneca river banks!
Definition:"Where yah from" "Montazuma ny you know, the middle of bumfuck no-where"
Treads; the ability to go offroad in a vehicle "the word being defined,
Treads; the ability to go offroad in a vehicle "the word being defined,
by Nottherealcbarden August 11, 2021
A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis, and then a woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.
by The Anonymous Homer May 16, 2019
Mysterious and calm, super hard working and smart. A man that acts nonchalant but is lowkey sensitive, very disciplined, sometimes full of ego but aware of it. Flawed but unique.
I love you Ny Aina. C’est Kanto qui l’a écris, les chances sont peu et presque inexistante pour qu’un jour tu la lise mais, la définition, i really mean it ❤️ i miss u
by Your pwincess March 12, 2024