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turtle nub

A short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late Thirsty Turtle in College Park, MD. This man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. And most importantly he must be SWEATING, and not sweaty.
OMG, that turtle nub was tryna grind up all on me, so I poured my drink on him.
by weeniekinz June 3, 2011
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dang nub

Dang also known as dangit, damn, damnit, darn. Nub also known as noob, nab, nuby. Noob=New To The Game. Put it togeather, your playing halo3 xbl guy named spartan2453432 kills you YOU REACT AS **dang nub**.
dang nub, spartan3454352, gunner3243, godofwar2, killer-Z254, gun§, bananaman23234dmd.
by MikeGardner May 11, 2008
mugGet the dang nubmug.

Pork Nubbing

A lousy blow job. When the person sucking your dick only mouths and lips it and never gets you to nut.
Rachel was pork nubbing me last night. She always does that when she drinks too much.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
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nub face

nub face is when someone is a big fat nub/noob on an online game.
by Marko-94 January 25, 2008
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pwn the nub

1. The act of dominating a n00b.

2. To pwn an unexperienced person (noob)
gg pwn the nub

you pwned the nub on that one!
by Crofty May 17, 2005
mugGet the pwn the nubmug.

nub junkie

A person overly fond of or as the word junkie would denote addicted to the nub (see also knob, cock, penis, wanker, etc).
Used as a negativism or insult either in anger or in jest.
Person 1: Person 3 is such a nub junkie.
Person 2: Yeah, a total bob-knobber.
Person 3: I heard that!

Person 1: Hey, gimme a dollar, I want to get me a coke.
Person 2: What? Do I look like your sugar daddy, you freaking nub junkie?
by 3Dradio May 26, 2006
mugGet the nub junkiemug.

Nub Love

When someone likes someone for no reason other then need there dick wet
jay met this girl kim and when he saw her he fell in nub love
by Injekted May 18, 2007
mugGet the Nub Lovemug.

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