Jewish lemonade

When you go to In-N-Out, and you mix water, six or eight lemon slices, and sweetener/sugar, in a water cup. It’s called Jewish Lemonade because it’s free.

Hi, yes, I’d like a Double Double, and a free water cup for my Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber November 14, 2019

Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.

Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."

by N0 $C4M May 08, 2018

Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.

Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by iknowwhatsup69 November 29, 2010

Jewish Kamikaze

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!

Jewish Kamikaze

by milky Straws April 23, 2009

Jewish Broccoli

A good looking Jewish boy who has curly hair that resembles that of a broccoli stem.

Damn, that boy was Jewish Broccoli.

by JewishDefinitions March 13, 2017

Jewish pain

When you make a sh#t load of money, but could have made even more.

1. I bought 100,000 stocks at 5 cents a share, and sold them at $29 a share. Then, the next day they went up to $60 per share!!!! Could have made an even bigger fortune. Oy veh, I got Jewish pain!!

2. Could have saved twice as many starving orphans in Africa!!

by GoodJewishBoy January 01, 2013

Jewish dick

When you get fucked so hard that you almost feel how jesus felt as he got crucified

My wife’s Jewish dick penetrated my poop chute last night.

by Jesus Christ could eat u February 06, 2019