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kamikaze noob

This term is used commonly in crypto trading. It described a newbie trader that goes all in into risky coins (that are usual scams) like TRX. Also doesn't do any research & doesn't care what he is buying, until he receives -80% slap on his investment.
Example 1:

A: My friend went all in into TRX. He doesn't know it's a scam.
B: He is such a kamikaze noob, he is going to get rekt so hard.

Example 2:

A: Suppoman pumps his coins so hard.
B: Well yeah, he has many kamikaze noobs under his belt.
by kobilica March 7, 2018
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Experienced Noob

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.
Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.
by Saburō May 4, 2020
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Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020
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The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.
"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"
by The Clean Noob June 15, 2009
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Flashbang Noob

When a player on a game which has flashbangs on it, such as counter-strike and counter-strike:Source, uses it through inadequate means. He/she would use it all the time and generally on one person, due to a lack of skill.
The Flashbang Noob threw two flashbangs at me when I was alone because they have no skill.
by CraZyMaNiac January 9, 2009
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Noobely Noob

Peoples who are twice as noobish as average noob
Johan:'' Aww man. He's such a Noobely noob!''
BennyBob:''Yeah man. Ur totaly right.''
by Chillmastah Joe July 8, 2011
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noobaroni

A stupid noob, like one that tries to charge into your base with the sniper rifle.
That noobaroni was so funny! He charged into the base with a sniper and a rocket launcher!
by Cogitator October 4, 2008
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