Nolan

An absolute idiot of a man who cannot comprehend the most basic of the English lexicon, let alone any tounges of which he is not native to.

Look, it's Nolan, did you know he's illiterate?

by FrederickBonLexi October 26, 2020

nolan

Always down for a good time and will always be there for you. Nolan is the kinda girl, girls wanna be and guys wanna be with

Girl1:She’s so caring and fun!
Girl 2:Oh thats Nolan

by skrttskrttt December 8, 2017

Nolan

A dumbass

Nolan thought goblins were called nilbogs

by SteamedClams May 11, 2018

nolan

A half sender.

Wow, Nolan’s such a bitchass potato looking half sender

by Summer h :) May 11, 2018

Nolan

The nicest man you'll ever meet. Will never cheat, and has a good sense of humor. And what makes it better he has a 56" cock and for it to not come out of the bottom of his pants, he has to wrap it around his thigh twice and shove it up his ass. Not in a gay way though, just so he doesn't trip on his cock.

Nolan's dick is sooooo huge omg!!!

by Gaynal July 16, 2017

Nolan

A guy that seems like the best man there is but by the time u ask him out her always says no in a dick way

Wow well there's Nolan

by Becky the girl u know u want February 12, 2018

Nolan

A person who gets exceptional grades but lacks in the common sense department. Also Known as a PR(professional retard) and/or CDA(Certified Dumbass). Probably plays basketball and is great at shooting 3s but average to below average at literally anything else.

Nolan, tf were u thinking? Ur GPA is literally 4.0, do better

by Bbbbot November 23, 2021