T-Nined

when you try to text one thing, but the T9 spell function spits out another.

I tried to text Eric to get his coat and come home, but it showed up as "get your boat and come good." Awesome.

Dude, you got T-Nined!

(common mixups are if/he and go/in.)

by Yahosh March 18, 2008

quarter to nine

the time to have a bath

Penguin: What's the time?
Clock: It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
Penguin: What do you mean? We're already clean.
Clock: Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's brown

by Power476 July 29, 2020

nine dime

a 5 cent piece(5 cent dime).

nine nine dimes is forty five cents.

by boiiiiii July 22, 2007

Nine iron

a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron

That nineiron over there is almost hot.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

Ice Nine

A name for a smokable form of meth

ice nine is whack. dont ever try this shit

by Niac January 25, 2005

sixty nine

oral sex =guy sukin guy=girlsukin girl=guysukin girl vise versa

i 69d her good last nite

by mossie August 24, 2005

nine iron

a man equipped with nine inches (or more) of sexual pleasure

Bob: Hey my name is Bob.
Hot Slut: Nice to meet you Bob.
Bob: Did you know I am swinging a nine iron.
Hot Slut: Wow, I would really like to put my mouth on that.

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006