Nazareth Academy

Nazareth Academy is an all girl school in Rochester, NY. All of the girls are either boring, stuck up, or losers. Nazareth changes principals at least once a year. Nobody really knows about Nazareth, and all of the boys at McQuaid, and everywhere else, but mainly McQuaid, thinks they are lesbians. There's actually like 7 lesbians in that school out of 200 students. The school is probably the smallest high school in Rochester. Nazareth thinks it is rivals with Aquinas Institute, but really, it doesn't have a rival. Nazareth has a good dance program and a good curriculum, but that's about it. Nobody cares much about Nazareth because it is so small and the girls are bitches.

McQ boy 1: "That girl goes to an all girl school?"
McQ boy 2: "MERCY?!"
McQ boy 1: "No, this place called Nazareth Academy. I've never heard of it."
McQ boy 2: "There's two all girl schools?"

by fuck 'em April 18, 2009

nazar

a person who ruins fun and games

and make people do their homework.

Andy: let's have a party!
Nob: yeah we should!

Carl: but we should be doing our homework.

Andy: you're such a nazar
Nob: yeah a nazar.

by farck July 13, 2010

near queer

Not quite openly gay or consciously aware of being gay.

He said he's not gay, but he's sure as hell near queer.

by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

Jake of Nazareth |1:46|

Cool Myspace dude with gigantic 10" cock. Straight as an arrow and ready to rock.

Jake of Nazareth |1:46|: http://www.myspace.com/bigpentagram

by SettingTheRecordStraight January 23, 2009

Near beer

n. Any light beer. Especially American lagers. Light beers that can be drank in relatively large quantity without much intoxication.

I'm driving later, can you pass me one of those near beers out of the cooler? (e.g., a Coors Light)

I drank like ten near beers this afternoon, but I'm still gonna go out tonight.

Dude if your wife gives you crap about bringing alcohol into the house just make it clear your drinkin' near beers. Nobody cares about a couple peebers.

by the J-bird July 17, 2013

Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"

by Uwe11 January 11, 2009

near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.

I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014