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Neil

Neil is a beta male (simp)
by SAMGDchad December 4, 2021
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Fat Neil

A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
by A swan in bread May 20, 2014
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Neil Sedaka

Eureka, or eureka moment; an epiphany; when something occurs to you -- e.g., the name of a song or artist -- suddenly on the spur of the moment, esp. when you're driving.

Named after crooner Neil Sedaka.
Neil Sedaka! That's who sings that damn song.

I had a Neil Sedaka moment this afternoon.
by I mean, yeah March 24, 2020
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Boneless Neil

A man who cannot tolerate bones in food. Also doesn’t get any action. Wears a wee willie winky nightgown and cap to bed.
I have a sneaking suspicion there is a Boneless Neil among us.
by Clngepiece November 24, 2021
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Neil

Neil is a very smart caring boy, he always excels in what ever he tries at, he always looks out for others to and if Neil has the last name of mazumder he is legit the most perfect human on the planet
When I first met Neil all i could think about is his perfect hair.
by Pahm.Rota April 2, 2022
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Neil

Neil is a extremely sexy guy. His dick is normally big. He also usually get a lot of girls. Neil usually has a lot of hair. But overall Neil is a very good and a loving person
Girl, neil is soo fine..
by Hunnybadger558 December 1, 2021
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Shannon Neil

The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.
That girl I met last night she’s a real Shannon neil
by Shnsbf July 23, 2022
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