Ned

Ned is a person who is the most sweetest kindest and handsomest person

Wow it’s Ned

by Urnanzarehot June 7, 2022

Ned

Ned is a nerd with no friends a bit of a dork but little do they know he's very smart and itlegent

Look there's Ned the nerd With dork hair and glasses

by Garbooooooo May 27, 2021

Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

by zlarky December 4, 2010

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

nosy ned

A man who is nosy

Jack is being a nosy ned

by Milley1 December 12, 2022

Ned Flandersese

All of the strange language that Ned Flanders uses in the popular television show "The Simpsons".

Friend 1: "Okeley dokeley"
Friend 2: "Is that Ned Flandersese?"
Friend 1: "Yes"

by Hey, it's Mr Magoo! April 3, 2019