asshole noogies

to rub one's asshole violently with your knuckles

I went to my friends house and his dad was giving him some serious asshole noogies

by Trevor Commons July 17, 2007

Ramen Noodles

It is pronounced ray-men not rah-men as every body else pronouces it

i would like to eat some raymen noodles tonight

by Don Soulak April 5, 2004

poo noodles

deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of poo noodles

Keith layed down for the night not knowing that greg had been their earlier, POO NOODLES

by noodles of fun January 4, 2009

noogler

Fun description for "no googler". Someone who is not able to google something and asks others instead.

My mum is a noogler.

by MindLost November 19, 2020

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

bucket of noodles

The occurance of two men squirting into a pale and dumping the contents onto a plate of pasta.

So, I was really gonna go all out for my anniversary, but I decided just to go with Bucket of Noodles. She broke up with me.

by Jiminy Christmas January 15, 2008

Cup of noodles

Clean white spit with poop

“I like noodles”, cup of noodles”.

by CupOfLiop October 8, 2020