bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems

He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2010

Anless Filter

An “Anless Filter” is where you walk around holding your phone loosely/lazily in your hand filming upside down content (because someone on TikTok said it’s better).

Once you’ve finished filming you watch the video back, pause at regular intervals, take screenshots and then post the photos online claiming you’re a professional photographer and “I don’t use filters chick xx”

Anless filter - you’ll continue using it anless told otherwise.

by SOMETHINK07 March 9, 2025

Filtered

An attractive woman you see irl with a small waste and big ass

Damn bro did you see that baddie she looks filtered.

by HeatFace April 5, 2024

filters on 100

When someone has the maximum effects of filters on (social media). It can also be used in the singular “filter” way as an expression.

I see you have your filters on 100.

It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.

Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Filter Threshold

The threshold of information you are willing to tell someone.

Public = Highest

Friend = Middle

Double Bestest Buddy = Lowest

Most of my friends have a high Filter Threshold. Marigold doesn't though.

by Wuadada November 25, 2009

The Filter Feeder

A military punishment in which a shower trough is plugged and flooded, and then a full platoon is required to ejaculate into the flooded shower. The individual being punished must then suck in the water through their teeth, filtering the semen from the water. The punishment is complete when the water passes a black light examination and is cum free.

PFC Lesiecki only took 6 hours and 17 minutes to complete the filter feeder punishment. It’s a new record!!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 23, 2025

Filter hope

The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.

A: Didn't you already email her?

B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.

A: That's a filter hope, B.

by subsubsublibrarian October 8, 2011