Douche Nard

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.

Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"

by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009

nard

Term used for unidentified sticky substances usually found on the floor (especially light colored tiles) after one has hosted a party the night before. Use may also be extended to include anything disgusting, and can be used in many contexts.

Hey! Look at that disgusting nard on the floor.
I feel like nard.
Your outfit looks like nard.
My mouth tastes like nard.
I feel very nardlike today.

by FG March 15, 2005

Nard

Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.

Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard

by David Robert Proud January 20, 2009

nards

A male who participates in extreme activities usually on a random basis. These activites are so out of the ordinary that the male induvidual is said to have "big balls".

"He's the nards is he swallows that fish and chases it with detergent"

by nards May 17, 2005

nardoo

A linked item used that is superior to all other linked items.

Mukkis: woot! Cloth Pants!
Prevost: Nardoo.

by Emanuel Lewis August 1, 2003

sinep niard

"Penis brain" spelled backwards

He is such a sinep niard.

by BereccaA September 7, 2011

nards

Slang, or bawdy term for a women's breasts

Did you see the nards on her?

by Sandy February 17, 2005