mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011

Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Mystery honeypot

A type of mystery that deliberately has no real answer.

Mostly used in horror for the purposes of making something that is meant to be incomprehensible to the readers.

"Just finished reading Asteroid 912-JST, I was disappointed that there wasn't an answer to what the asteroid was for in the end."

"Hey what if the asteroid was made to-"

"Nah, don't go through the trouble of thinking about it. It was confirmed by the writer that it is a mystery honeypot."

by nooneshouldnomyname January 3, 2024

mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside

is that a mystery burrito

by makemoney1234 December 17, 2010

mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017

Mysteries of Omasan

We recently see Oma joining and leaving Worldwide and U.O.F.... this incident has happened not once, not twice but 5 times. now here's why so we know that Oma's phone was seized by her mom. well it looks like Oma has regained her phone and it's kinda obvious that she isn't always without her phone... and she doesn't want to get caught by her mom again and does not want to put her loved ones in trouble, well that's sweet to be honest Worldwide peeps really miss her honestly i don't think worldwide can be the same without her again. oh well.... let's get to the real question... WILL OMASAN YOLANDA EVER RETURN ? the answer is YES Omasan will surely return to Worldwide but not any time soon..... ofc i will surely update u guys on the deets

UP NEXT: THE WHEREABOUTS OF SUNMI

Mysteries of Omasan pt3

by Ebuksam March 22, 2023

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024