Muffercraft

Crummys moms box used as a reliable source of transportation to the work force. A vaginal hovercraft, propelled by downward winds from deep inside the vaginal cavity.

"I took the muffercraft to work today, got a little wet along the way."

by Seelynn November 21, 2013

miffle

miffle, v - to search zealously for something by which to be offended

If folks didn't miffle so much maybe they wouldn't work themselves into a swivet so often.

by Karanakos Antonicus March 6, 2011

Muffie

The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

by natalienovak March 9, 2015

Miffle

To twitch one's nose slightly in either disgust or impertinence at something.

Lia miffled her nose at the idea of spaghetti on toast.

by JOS August 6, 2004

muffed out

to handle a situation in a cowardly way.

you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.

Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!

by Guilford309 July 12, 2011

muffled

When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.

I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch!

by Lou Renzo January 11, 2009