murtis

a bad friend who is probably alt tabbed when you need him

The game was starting but jeffy didn't load in because he's a murtis

by no.this.is.patrick July 24, 2018

Merteuily

An adjective to describe a libertine person, both in mind and sexualy, as were the eponymous character in the novel dangerous liaisons by Laclos.

No one except me know how merteuily she can be, she's such a manipulator that everyone believe in her virtue.

by Wittix December 20, 2018

MUET

It is gay

Guy : ey bro, wanna muet?

Guy : naw, negro. That's gay

by Asian brofish March 15, 2019

mertina

Relationship between Grey’s Anatomy’s Meredith grey and Cristina yang. Typically used outside of the show & within the fan base

Omg, I miss Mertina!! Grey’s isn’t the same without them

by ANIPAP April 12, 2019

Murtaz

A 15 y/o Boy who is the owner of the sleeping server named Teen Hangout and knows about Dat wusky, Dino Coat.

Murtaz Rocks

by DallGoodMan July 1, 2019

Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019

merton williams middle school

A school in Hilton, New york with no cute boys at all. Boys will use you for nudes and videos of girls sucking dicks will come out. Your nudes will be exposed. Teachers are complete assholes and will take your phones for no reason at all. You will get suspended for no reason and if you have a vape to the teachers your automatically the devil. White kids are always saying the n word and making fun of autistic people. Every girl is flat and a snake. So many hoes.

“hey dude did you hear about that video of that girl sucking dick from merton williams middle school?”
“yeah dude that’s fucking crazy”

“i know bro”

by anonymous thottie July 24, 2019