Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014

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ink mop

And ink mop is a handmade graffiti marker. It's designed to make wide graffiti tags that drip ink. The most common ink mop would be the NYC Mop. It's normally made with an empty deodorant container...then ink is added and the tip (nib) is made from a strip of felt, like felt from a chalkboard eraser. These markers originated from New York City, during the graffiti epidemic on the New York City subways.

I bombed the entire subway car with my graffiti tag, using my ink mop.

by Razar1 December 1, 2015

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