Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.

Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.

by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010

Monterrio

He shake life.
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!

He drunk as a fish

and high as a kite.

Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!

Man, Monterrio, He shake life.

by Life Shaka May 12, 2011

Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.

Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.

by Mastodon April 9, 2015

Montego

A very cute cat that is so lazy

I love my cat Montego.

by Daxton the fortnite GOD October 22, 2019

Steamy Montez

The act of flatulence in another person's mouth, therefore leaving the victim with "butt" breath.

Dude I gave Mike a Steamy Montez while he was passed out from drinking too much. When he wakes up his mouth will taste like my butt.

by joetheyounger December 26, 2011

sella monte

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by chxjdjshsusvygii January 3, 2021

monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004