Montana Muscle Shuffle

When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.

Yo me and my girl did a Montana Muscle Shuffle

by Jonny838294 February 23, 2019

Montagne main

Usually a fucking god at rainbow six siege. But also can be the most retarded person in the attack team.

Person 1: look that montagne main just killed 4 enemies

Person 2: greatest player in history

by Bigbigchungus 0998 October 26, 2020

French Montana

French Montana is a Moroccan born rapper. The hottest dude in the streets. The maccaroni wit da cheese. French montana created many mixtapes such as coke wave, mac wit cheese, goon music. French montana is associated with max b and is a part of the cocaine city.

there goes french montana the maker of playin in the wind

by Vikz montana April 4, 2010

Montana Bear Trap

Same as the montana rabies shot, except for the end result. While getting road head, the man burns the back of his female companions neck with a cigarette lighter, but is not able to get his dick out of her mouth in time, causing the female to clamp down and bite off his dick.

Dude-"Can you help me doc?"

Doctor-" I am not sure, this is one of the most severe Montana Bear Trap Ive ever seen. We can attempt to sew the penis back on, do you have whats left of it?"

Dude-"No, she spat it out the window."

by Shagginz May 21, 2011

romeo montague

A hot and sexy lover. Willing to do anything for his partner.

Omg he bought her a kitten. He is such a Romeo Montague!

by A citizen of Internet land March 3, 2015

Hannah Montana

Drunk Southerner who loves to sing about how special and awesome she is and is the secret behind the atomic bomb.

Cop 1:What the hell happened to him? Cop 2 :Probally first degree burns followed by chainsaw to the face.But that doesnt explain the ears being disfigured. Detective: I think he was forced to look at a picture of Hannah Montana while listening to her sing. Cop 1 :Oh God

by angrycheddar December 31, 2009

French montana

Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit

Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.

by French Montana fan February 27, 2014