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Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.
1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.
by Dale Williams June 13, 2004
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vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement
that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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Donkey raving ass monger

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.
Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.
by Steve Malibako December 5, 2003
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Whore Raping Ass Monger

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.
Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab
by Dethfate January 16, 2009
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nob gobbling flesh monger

a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth
Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.
by jianny joe matt December 22, 2008
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Ball Juggling Cock Monger

A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.
Hey you ball juggling cock monger get your gay ass over here!
by ghost19 February 9, 2009
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