Lit midgets

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.

"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"

by King midget August 2, 2017

thicc midge

A thicc midget

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge

by Co0k1e December 10, 2017

DD mode

DD mode is the best song ever dropped on soundcloud by the famous rapper lil nach. The song was created in only 30 minutes and is the 8th wonder of the world.

“yo bro have you heard lil nach’s new song DD mode yet? It’s a banger”.

by PachyBunzo October 19, 2019

Reverse Midget spinner

Reverse midget spinner

Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning

"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "

"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "

by n0virus April 9, 2020

Waiting Mode

When you have something to do in a couple of hours and so your brain can't focus on anything else until that event happens.

I have work at 3pm today and so my brain is going to be on waiting mode until work starts.

by AISHAHSIA November 10, 2020

Taipei Mode

A mode you can find yourself in before age 30 when you are drifting around with a girlfriend or boyfriend and she or he is your primary companion every waking hour of the day. Usually a fun and enjoyable mode; can be destructive if in this mode for too long for no great reason. Most couples enter it when traveling by bus, train, plane together, staying in hotels together, visiting family together, road tripping together (this can overlap with “On the Road Mode”). Usually when you’re doing “autofiction” type activities with a companion, characterized by sharing the experience in a mostly positive manner. Doing drugs not necessary to enter this mode. Usually noticed after reading “Taipei” by Tao Lin.

Kinda went Taipei Mode with my gf last summer. We flew to Ireland and stayed in a hotel. Then we flew back but red-eyed from New York to Florida right away. Her family’s in Florida. Then we went to LA and crashed with our friends for a couple weeks, kinda doing nothing. Then we flew back to New York together and took the train up to visit my parents in Beacon.

It was pretty fun when me and my wife used to go Taipei mode, but you can only really feel that mode before you’re married.

by writerslifetips April 18, 2021

Bar Model Method

Singapore’s beloved problem-solving aphrodisiac, which can generate and induce mathematical desire in oft-unmotivated or math-anxious students, teachers, and parents—a brain-friendly means to instilling motivation and passion in them to becoming a confident problem solver.

Thanks to the bar model method, millions of homeschoolers outside the “fine” city with the death penalty could testify to the aha! moments they’d experienced time and time again, compared to their peers who’re too shy to experiment with the visualization strategy.

by Numerati August 4, 2023