A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.
"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."
by chknwengz August 4, 2008

by darchayez April 15, 2009

by mitch pics December 13, 2018

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.
by Bawston69 December 30, 2020

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.
by Maxesquire December 31, 2020

by K Mitch January 23, 2017

When your face looks either like a turtle or Mitch McConnell then you have a Resting Mitch Face or RMF.
by Namer of Faces February 24, 2019
