The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.
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by BarryB. September 19, 2009
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A party for homosexuals.
by Seth Pommerantz May 23, 2008
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Her: "You're so mustaches!"
"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
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"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
by Isabella Hunter March 19, 2009
Get the Mustaches mug.A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.
Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.
by jean anyon July 30, 2008
Get the Montezuma's Mustache mug.The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.
by AmyKristinaChuck February 4, 2008
Get the dusty mustache mug.When Chris Mursch ( The total flamer that goes to brookfield east and wants to rub Mrs.Wagners hairy mangina) takes a dump then removes his ass hair from the steamer and places it on your upper lip while you are sleeping.
Breu II was taking a nap and when he woke up he was excited to see he had a mursch mustache places nice and firmly on his upper lip.
by jew May 18, 2004
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