Misera-full

The act of eating beyond fullness derived from the words miserable and full

After eating too much at Thanksgiving dinner, I walked away from the table feeling misera-full.

by The Coach November 27, 2012

Miserabate

V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.

After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

Misfire

When you go to pee but your penis moves and you pee all over the wall.

Yo bro I just misfired in dat public bathroom dey gonna hafta clean dat up

by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016

Mister Lawrence

A gay nigga that does farms in his backyard that makes his students work for him as slaves

Mister Lawrence is about to nut

by Mister Lawrence May 26, 2018

Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018

mister boobsey

another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.

Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.

by suckthesetatas March 22, 2019

Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019