a very horny man
by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.
Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021

by Wanterito September 26, 2015

Is a big time poes, player, hoe whatever you would say.
Can't be trusted.
Probably takes drugs and parties alot, gives a shit bout school or work
But nice ig.
Can't be trusted.
Probably takes drugs and parties alot, gives a shit bout school or work
But nice ig.
Miguel is poes
by Kpl1237642 July 10, 2022

The most badass mother fucker you've seen get behind the wheen of a forklift.
When he pulls UP, the panties drop DOWN.
When he pulls UP, the panties drop DOWN.
by ForkliftGod October 27, 2022
