Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

microween

An individual with a very massive penis and plays fortnite 24/7.

Grayson is a microween.

by JewBeaner May 21, 2018

microwhelming

When you accidentally microdose on 40ug LSD and experience microscopic psychedelic effects.

Bro we should have taken more, this trip has been microwhelming!

by Profesor420 December 6, 2020

microwave

A motherfucking glock or gun..

That bitch had the microwave all in his grill..

by Ladii Spyda October 7, 2007

Microwave Butt

1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.

2. A BAM

Microwave Butt is fuckin' Crazy. I'd better go hide now... GAWN!

by Demetri January 26, 2005

microwave

Haxor jargon meaning a server box full of drunken HD

<Paul>Man you're fucking getting on my nerves
<Robert>stfu man or I'mma grad your microwave!

by El-Tea August 4, 2004

MicroWarehouse

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.

by Oh Canada July 6, 2003